Happy New Year, everyone!

Let’s get the New Year started on the right foot by answering the question that’s been on my mind, oh, since FOREVER.

As in all the past I’m Right, You’re Wrong posts, I will present you with a disagreement that I’ve been having with a loved one, without disclosing which position I am taking, and ask you to weigh in. There are no right or wrong answers here! Just learning!

Dilemma: Do vaginas breathe and does wearing underwear to bed cut off..vagina’s oxygen supply?

Disageers: Mama and Marinka

Position One: Maria Ivanovna (Russian slang for vagina. Don’t ask.) needs to breathe. If you wear underwear to bed, she suffocate because underwear choke her.

Position Two: Wearing underwear to bed does not kill vagina.

Eh?

What say you?

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I’m at The Mouthy Housewives today, advising a woman whose husband did something that would flip.me.the.fuck.out.

My 13 year old daughter has a favorite new show. It’s Judge Judy. She started watching it with my Mama last week and according to my daughter, she’s “hooked” and is also “really into law” now.

Needless to say, this is wonderful news and Husbandrinka and I are planning many festivities to celebrate this milestone in our lives.

But while that is underway, I had a brief discussion with Mama about it.

Marinka: I see that you’ve introduced the kids to Judge Judy.

Mama: Yes. It is good idea. She is like wise grandmother with good advice.

Marinka: Ok, but-

Mama: She says to girls don’t get stuck with losers and pay their bill. This is good advice.

Marinka: Right, but-

Mama: She makes sense. Children should know what makes sense.

Marinka: I just want to make sure that Judge Judy doesn’t lead to Dr. Phil.

Mama:Of course not. Who you take me for? I haven’t even let them watch Two and Half Men.

Reassuring.